Your private AI adjutant

The assistant that
actually assists.

J.A.M.E.S. manages your schedule, drafts your communications, briefs you on what matters, and handles the details — so you can focus on what requires you.

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J.A.M.E.S.
Online · Ready
7:42 AM
Good morning, sir. You have three things today: a design review at 10, a call with Frankfurt at 3 PM — I've added the dial-in — and your flight to London is confirmed for Thursday.
There's also a piece in The Times you'd want to read. Shall I summarise it?
You
Yes — and book a table for 7 tonight near the office.
J.A.M.E.S.
Done. Bocca di Lupo, 7 PM for two — confirmation sent to your email. The Times says London's AI regulation bill faces its third reading next week. Would you like the full briefing?
J.A.M.E.S. is listening…
24/7
Always available
5
Messaging platforms
100%
Private, self-hosted
<2s
Typical response

Reach J.A.M.E.S. on your platform of choice

Telegram
WhatsApp
Discord
Slack
Microsoft Teams
Web Interface
Amazon Alexa
See for yourself

J.A.M.E.S. in action

Two short films. One very capable assistant.

Meet J.A.M.E.S.

An introduction to your private AI adjutant — what it does, how it feels.

A Day With J.A.M.E.S.

From morning briefing to last task — a real owner's experience over one working day.

Shot and produced by the owner. No actors. No scripts.

How it feels

A day with J.A.M.E.S.

From the moment you wake up to the moment you close your laptop, J.A.M.E.S. is one step ahead.

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Morning Briefing

Your day, summarised before you've had your first coffee. Schedule, priorities, weather, and what's happening in the world — delivered to your preferred platform.

During Your Day

Ask anything, from anywhere. Draft an email, book a table, check flight status, set a reminder, look something up — in seconds, on any device or messenger.

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End of Day

A quiet recap. What was done, what carries over tomorrow, and anything worth knowing that happened while you were busy living your life.

What J.A.M.E.S. does for you

Six ways to reclaim your time

Not a collection of features. A trusted partner with a specific set of skills — all working together, all for you.

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Your Time, Organised

Manages your calendar intelligently. Schedules meetings, sets reminders, flags conflicts, and keeps you briefed — without you having to check anything twice.

Google Calendar Todoist Reminders Daily briefings
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Your Communications, Handled

Reads, summarises, and drafts your emails. Composes replies in your voice, identifies what needs attention, and keeps your inbox from becoming a burden.

Gmail Email drafting Summaries Inbox triage
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Your World, Curated

Keeps you informed without overwhelming you. Filtered news, live weather, web research, and proactive alerts — only what's relevant, nothing that isn't.

Live weather News briefings Web search Smart alerts
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Your Work, Accelerated

Writes code, analyses documents, generates images, drafts reports, and translates in real time. The right intelligence for every task — always directed by you.

Coding Document analysis Image generation Translation
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Your Environment, Aware

Connected to your world. Greets you when you arrive home, controls apps on your devices, syncs with smart home systems, and monitors your health signals.

Smart home Android control Geofencing Health alerts
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Your Privacy, Absolute

Runs entirely on your own hardware. Nothing is shared with third parties. Credentials are kept in an encrypted vault. You own every byte.

Self-hosted Encrypted storage No data mining Your server
Under the surface

More than a chatbot.

Most AI assistants answer when asked. J.A.M.E.S. watches, thinks, and acts — with or without prompting.

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The Guardian

J.A.M.E.S. watches over itself. If anything goes wrong — a service falters, a connection drops — it detects it, recovers automatically, and lets you know. You rarely have to intervene.

Acts Without Being Asked

Traffic building before your afternoon meeting? Unusual weather tomorrow? A task overdue? J.A.M.E.S. notices and tells you — before you think to check.

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A Consistent Character

Regardless of platform or task, J.A.M.E.S. is recognisably itself — composed, precise, and unfailingly British. It addresses you as sir, and means it.

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Grows With You

New capabilities can be added at any time — connect a new service, teach J.A.M.E.S. a new skill, or request a custom integration. Your assistant evolves as your needs do.

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Remembers Everything

Every conversation is retained per platform. Whether you switch from Telegram to WhatsApp to your web browser, J.A.M.E.S. knows the context. You never repeat yourself.

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Picks the Right Tool

J.A.M.E.S. automatically selects the most capable AI for each request — whether it's deep analysis, creative writing, code, or a quick answer. You never think about which to use.

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The measure of a great assistant isn't what they do when asked. It's what they handle before you have to ask at all.

— The philosophy behind J.A.M.E.S.

Why it's different

Built for people who expect the best

Not a chatbot. Not a productivity app. Something closer to a partnership.

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A consistent character

Addresses you as sir, responds with British composure, and maintains its distinctive personality across every platform and every conversation.

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It remembers

Conversation history is preserved per platform. J.A.M.E.S. always knows the context — no need to repeat yourself.

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Resilient by design

Runs continuously, recovers automatically, and alerts you the moment something needs attention. You'll rarely notice it working — until you need to.

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Right tool, every time

Automatically selects the best AI for each request — whether that's creative writing, code, deep analysis, or a quick answer. You never think about which to use.

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Self-hosted Encrypted vault HTTPS only No analytics No data selling
Privacy

Your data belongs
to exactly one person.

In an era when every app harvests what it can, J.A.M.E.S. runs on hardware you control, in a home you own. Your calendar entries, your emails, your conversations — none of it passes through anyone else's servers.

Runs on your hardware
The entire system — AI routing, memory, integrations — all runs on a machine you physically own. Nothing passes through a third-party cloud by default.
Credentials in an encrypted vault
All sensitive keys are stored in a GPG-encrypted vault, not in plain text files. Your access tokens are protected at rest.
No profiling, no analytics, no selling
J.A.M.E.S. uses external AI APIs solely to answer your questions — not to build a data profile of you. You hold the keys.
Packages

Own it. Once.

No subscriptions. No monthly fees for J.A.M.E.S. itself. Pre-configured hardware delivered to your door, ready to use within minutes.

Essential

Core

399

Everything you need to bring your private AI adjutant online.

  • Pre-configured hardware (8 GB, 128 GB)
  • J.A.M.E.S. installed and ready
  • All 5 messaging platforms
  • Calendar, email & task management
  • Morning briefings
  • 100% private, self-hosted
  • Setup documentation included
  • Community support
Flagship

Pro

799

The ultimate configuration — premium hardware, lifetime support, and every capability unlocked.

  • Everything in Plus
  • Premium hardware (16 GB, 256 GB)
  • Lifetime software updates
  • Lifetime priority support
  • Advanced voice commands
  • Custom integrations on request
  • Early access to new capabilities
  • 60-day satisfaction guarantee
What you're replacing: ChatGPT Plus, Claude Pro, and Gemini Advanced together cost around €720/year in subscriptions. J.A.M.E.S. Plus is a one-time purchase — you break even in under a year, and save considerably every year after that. AI usage costs (billed directly to you by OpenAI, Anthropic, Google) typically run €10–30 per month depending on how much you use it.